Woman Gets 'Improvement Tips' From A Three-Month-Old Failed Date!
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Woman Gets 'Improvement Tips' From A Three-Month-Old Failed Date!

He even gave her a few 'helpful tips' on where she can go shopping before they met for their second date.

When Pat Benatar screamed the lyrics of 'Love is a Battlefield' we couldn't help singing along the lyrics because it's painfully true in this day and age, love truly is a battlefield. Thanks to dating sites and apps, the face of romance has taken a new, monstrous form. We all have a first date from hell story, but we're sure it pales in comparison to one woman's Tinder date story involving a man who was the textbook definition of being a complete douchebag. 

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Kimberley Latham-Hawkesford decided to take a chance on one man she managed to match with on Tinder. The woman, from Morecambe, UK, thought she was off to a good start with a man we're going to refer to as 'The Douchebag'. The two of them chatted for a couple of weeks before they decided to meet up for a date. They enjoyed a hot brew before heading towards a pub to grab some grub.



 

The 24-year-old woman thought that her date was going pretty well, but then things went wrong when her date gave her some very unnecessary advice. The Douchebag told Kimberley that she could do with some plastic surgery. As if that wasn't enough, he even gave her a few 'helpful tips' about where she can go shopping before they met for their second date. What really tipped the scales was when The Douchebag threw a hissy fit when Kimberly offered to pick up the bill, going to the extent of showing him his bank balance. Someone's ego was obviously bruised!

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Kimberley spoke to LADbible about the date disaster. She said that the guy came across as a 'snob' as well as a 'generally horrible person', admitting the fact that the date was 'just a disaster'. Kimberley thought that the horrible encounter would end there, but the 24-year-old was so wrong. Her scorned date decided to message her three months after their date, but little did she expect a downright stinker of a message!

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The message reads: "Hello Kimberley, I know we went on a date quite a while ago now but I'd like to explain why I haven't messaged you. I feel like you could have made the date much better, here [are] a few reasons why. I [apologize] if I offend you." From there, The Douchebag went into a whole rant about how she could do with some 'improvements' to her physical appearance. The rant went on through 15 points!

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Some of the things he mentions are as follows: "If you lost some weight you would look incredible. Maybe a stone or so. You are very pale. I know you aren't a fan of the sun but a bit of fake tan wouldn't hurt. You have quite big boobs so you should show off your cleavage more. I think you need to wear clothes that suit your figure and maybe update your style slightly. Just so I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you."


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Then he goes on to a contradictory debate with the voices inside his head, giving her tips about how she needs to appear 'more natural' as well as use more makeup. "Make yourself look decent, but don't overdo it," says The Douchebag. Big words coming from a small man! He even goes to the extent of saying: "Your lips have gone down so you should think of getting more filler. I know you said you regretted it but filler would make you sexier."

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As if that wasn't enough, he goes on a rant, telling Kimberley that she needed to be 'more sensitive to others' feelings'. The Douchebag even tells Kimberly that she needed a sense of humor because she didn't laugh at any of his jokes. The cherry on top has to be the fact that The Douchebag tells Kimberley that she has another shot at him if she made all these improvements. What. A. Joke!

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But this didn't seem to phase the 24-year-old Kimberley. She told LADbible that the more she read the 'advice', the funnier she found it, and rightly so! It seems like this dudebro is one of those basic boys who doesn't know how to act around women without their genitals hanging around their necks. 

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